All of these are good and valid. Especially that last one on the bottom.
“No, i just dont want to.” You dont need a reason not to drink.
Its crazy how many people think everyone who works in tv and film is rich. The only rich people are the execs and the tippy top percentile of directors and actors. Listen to any actor who is well known for a tv show and they’ll tell you they make more money from cons than what they made on their show.
Support the writer’s strike and when the director’s guild and SAG go on strike support them too.
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Neil Gaiman ( @neil-gaiman ) in Neil Gaiman Answers Mythology Questions on Twitter | Tech Support | WIRED video
[ Image description: a series of screens from a video of Neil Gaiman sitting and answering the question with subtitles. He says “‘Could I ride Minotaur like a horse?’ No, obviously, you could not. You could ride a Minotaur like a man (…) Unless you could find a Minotaur into sort of pony stuff or you probably have to find a furry minotaur, like, not a furry Minotaur, a Minotaur who was actually a furry, would get into a horse costume and get down and you could ride that one.’ End of image description. ]
I have a new coworker and my boss was like “oh yeah one of the reasons I hired him was because I thought you’d get along”. Which
- sort of makes me feel like a cheetah in a zoo getting assigned a service dog to help tame my neuroses
- kind of offends me because he’s a mellow nerdy socialist flatcap pinstripe vest beardguy who I’m sure plays accordion or banjo or ukulele, which is a whole Type of Guy
- frustrates me because I DO genuinely like and get along with him… goddammit it’s working…
oh he’s bisexual that explains it
“don’t you love when you get to be somebody’s manic pixie dream park ranger?” yeah okay touché boss touché
your boss is deadass adding new species to your enclosure one at a time to see how you adjust to the new stimulus
unknown target making eye contact. engage casual stranger greeting protocol. enable white person smile, intensity 30%. processing options... hit em with the bro nod. signal sent... nod response received, time=431ms. encounter successful.
The outside porch at the goth club.
“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state
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